I’m pretty tedious, so I’ll be brief. I’m a wanna-be writer currently working as an editor. It’s a pretty sweet gig, but I’m just getting started.

Fine. I'm twenty-three. I live in Madison, Wisconsin. I love it here. I write for fun, but I also want to make it a career. I'm a huge proponent of storytelling. I dabble in web design and photography, but I'm no designer (as you can probably tell). Otherwise, I'm out riding one of my three bikes — my current obsession is freeriding. Hucking jumps and drops makes me feel like I'm thirteen again, and that's the most fanastic things I can spend my time doing.

Go back home.

• Isn't this site pretty narcissistic?
• Of course it is! Almost everything on the internet is. I work on this site mostly for myself, unless you want me to work on it for you, too. Then it's not really narcissitic, is it now?
• Why does this site suck on Internet Explorer?
• It's Internet Explorer that sucks. I'm not developing for it at all. I refuse to take one extra step to make this site compatible with it. Use Google Chrome, Firefox, or Safari (in descending order, of course).
• Oh, the colors! The horror!
• You know what? I like color. I like these colors.